“Show me your breastesis,” she says.
That’s when it hit me,
I live in another country.
She puts the two pieces of tape on each nipple,
and I wonder if I should make a joke.
You know, I think these were made in Korea! (-;
But she probably wouldn’t get it. So I don’t.
She continues to sufficiently smash my “breastesis”
into the x-ray machine,
and approximately 5 seconds later
she is ripping off the tape.
You only really need one nipple, right?