Deeper into a Pool named Unique and Sexy

Though I like to think she pronounces it

“Uni-quwe!” warms up the crowd.

The flashing sign above them blinks “Welcome to Hi     V      !”

Businessmen shout to them

in something that could be English

Mental note to remember Yamacon,

a Comicon strictly for Jewish superheroes.

The not so business-looking men

are passed out in the darker corners.

Your next poem title “A Guide to the Perfect Suicide”

line one: “Location Location Location!”

They start the musical

number, singing “Downtown”

by Petula Clark. The waitress,

for more tips, chokes on a cherry stem

decides to go straight for the nip slip.

He manages to yell out “le tits now!”

back at her, forcing a 10 into her bra.



Where it’s always hot and wet!

like Vietnam!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s